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Pankow's Law

If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.
"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."

"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"

"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
by TJones3 January 1, 2013
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uncle-in-law

1- Aunt's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.
My uncle-in-law is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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mulkey's law

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.
We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.
by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017
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Lapras' Law

A method of appraisal in Pokemon GO where playing GBL is not necessary for success. If your screenshots are not built, your pokemon does not exist.
Lapras' Law

"I hatched this today im pretty hype about, definately will evolve and XL it for pvp and stuff"

"Would XL Togekiss still do good in open ML or is it better in the non XL league these days"

"My best shadow mamo yet, im hoping Johto tour can help me finish getting XLs for it"

"Should i use a 14 14 15 shadow machamp in XL ML"

"Would a regular hundo XL Hippowdon do okay in Master League XL, been debating maxing my hundo since i have the XLs for it, use it for pvp and maybe gyms randomly"
by Shiny DerpLapras February 28, 2022
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Sans Law

A law of the universe, which name derives from Sans, from the popular indie game "Undertale". The law shows, that any skeletons or skeletal - like creature in media have weirdly good memes created about them, or with them included in the meme.
Ex: - "I swear, the Necrons from Warhammer 40K have the best memes made about them!"

- "Yeah, they abide the Sans Law, too".

Ex.2: - "Why does everybody find skeletons so cool yet funny?"

- "It's because of Sans Law. Skeletons are an engine for good memes".
by ingusbingus April 17, 2023
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Jill's Law

The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.
"dude why is my wifi lagging it worked literally 5 min ago"
"Jill's law man"
"Ah you right"
by NoEnd February 12, 2021
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Law of Josh

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.
I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.
by cocacoladreams April 6, 2022
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