suck wind

a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.

Okay now suck in your butt! Whoops...sorry. Suck wind.

by ucjonnybee November 15, 2004

Wind That Never Dies

Wind That Never Dies:
A short person

Y e s

"Hello, Wind That Never Dies"
"Look! It's Wind That Never Dies."

by Error_Z July 11, 2021

Wind

Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass

Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”

Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”

Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”

by Money Man!!! October 30, 2019

wind noise

a really good blow job.

basically sucking licking and blowing a guys dick.

that guy really wants me to give him wind noise

by xxhottterthanyouu May 5, 2008

Windding

Bella doesn't know what she is talking about

Bella is windding all over the place

by Ka'eo is always right November 24, 2021

Wind Jamming

The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.

Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.

by sherwinre December 26, 2020

spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016