To tickle the vagina keys like the great Burt Bacharach when you finger the lady. As if you sitting in front of 88 keys on a grand piano.
I took her home on the first date but I had a bad case of whisky dick, so I played piano in the dark
by smiling assassin November 21, 2017
Get the piano in the dark mug.Soggy Dark is extremely similar to soggy cookie, or soggy bread, in which multiple people sit in a circle, while in the middle sits dark, they all masturbate and the one who cums last on dark loses.
The loser drinks the cum.
The loser drinks the cum.
by DarkieBoy January 5, 2017
Get the soggy dark mug.When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.
Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
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Get the Dark Soul'd mug.Sodas that aren't based off of a fruit or fruit flavor. Dark sodas will also (obviously) be a dark color.
Dude #1: Hey man, you want some Crush, Sprite, or Squirt? I got strawberry, grape, and orange.
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
by mischeviousMercenary August 11, 2012
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