Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.
Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night”
by the Florida fapper November 12, 2023
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Ava Florida

The most BEAUTIFUL gurl. You MUST give her plenty of gifts and money, she deserves it. She’s probably best friends with gurls that are also STUNNING. She is a DIVA and is kinda a big back, but still body goals! If you know an Ava Florida, hug her rn!
a) did you see that beautiful rich gurl?
b) lemme guess, her name is Ava Florida?
a) how’d you know?
by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 02, 2025
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Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......
"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"
by PopeChad June 26, 2022
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Florida Post-it Note

When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.
“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”
by Steph Mehkakiner January 02, 2021
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Florida Frito

The act of putting a whole bag of fritos in alligator shit and eating the fritos as if the shit was guacamole.
I saw an alligator and decided to make Florida Fritos
by Do It For The Culture October 03, 2017
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Florida Maracca

A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.

There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!
by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
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North Florida Double Decker

The north Florida double decker is when I one gets a DUI and is responsible for an abortion before the age of 18.
Yeah bro Aidan is grounded rn for pulling off a north Florida double decker. Won’t be seeing him for a while.
by FinnS726 January 26, 2021
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