Human-Trannypede

A human trannypede, a human centipede made entirely of transsexuals.

“Jeez Phill that human-trannypede of yours is getting long”

by Dyspraxic Attack November 7, 2017

the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.

Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.

by vdw17 February 12, 2019

Orange Human

Donald Trump

Hey did you see that law that the orange human? made? Its hilarious.

by BabyYodaInAJar December 25, 2020

Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.

Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Human Puffbar

An exotic sexual position in which individual #1 places their lips on individual #2’s butthole. To successfully perform the Human Puffbar, individual #2 must fart into individual #1’s mouth. Individual #1 must inhale the flateuous gas.

Me: yo did you see those chicks do the Human Puffbar

by ZoonieB March 3, 2023

Human trash

Everyone that gangstalks ppl with the pigs and us government who are also trash. There all trash. America is trash. Especially Colorado Springs and Denver. F*** that trash. Weirdo pu**y loser. Stomp the s*** out and leave them on the street like s***.

Everyone is gangstalking me with the pigs. There all human trash.

by TI Satan November 23, 2022

Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017