When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.
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by Marco October 24, 2003
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3. Going official with the person you've been with
4. Liking the person you are with
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"Where'd you get that black eye Sally?" "Oh, I met up with my Ex and gave my self the Rusty Hook last night"
by TheDewd November 22, 2006
Get the rusty hook mug.Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.
Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!
After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.
After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.
by malaysianmeathooker February 23, 2009
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