Hockey-Awesome

An adjective describing something so fucking incredible that no other combination of words do it justice.

Jason, your new boots are awesome. No, they're HOCKEY-AWESOME!

by Jefferson Maloney April 28, 2007

honey tongued

1. exceptional sweet talker and charmer

2. someone who gives exceptional oral sex

1. Darnell is so damn honey tongued he charms his way into may a heart and panties.

2. Damn, Ford is SO honey tongued, he keeps me cumming and cumming and cumming.....

by Sheila September 1, 2004

Hockey Widow

2. A woman abandoned during the hockey play-off season due to pro-longed overtimes and games that end at 3 am.

3. An obsessive fan who ignores their spouse in favour of their preferred spectator sport. Maybe applied to any any sport, but extreme caution should be paid if one becomes a Cricket, Bowling, or NASCAR widow.

Now that the Calgary Flames are in the play-offs, Mary will surly become a hockey widow, since she'll never see him in bed at night.

by BauDMoN April 6, 2009

Hockey Tape

The Canadian Duct tape. When it takes hold its a bitch to take off

I put hockey tape on my binder...now its gonna be a bitch to take off

by RJRChief November 30, 2009

cock hockey

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.

Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?

by brian-crossland January 2, 2010

Tonsil Hockey

when 2 people are hardcore makeing out, being all sloppy and what not.

OMG Staci and Bill were all over each other playing tonsil hockey with their tounges!!! DUDE IT WAS SO GROSS!

by Mr. A. Ludwig December 1, 2009

Hockeyman

One who STILL plays hockey regardless of age! Must have a seriously nice azz & look good in a pair of skates.......PERIOD! ;) Checking & boarding, just for fun, also required.

--d-- is, fer sure, a Hockeyman! ;)
Sounds pretty familiar, eh? lol

by Flyersgirl4eva February 28, 2005