Homework Derby

An event in school, in which a group of students will try to complete their homework, or get as many questions done, under a certain amount of time. (Such as the end of the school day before leaving or lunch)

People in my school always start Homework Derby, and I hate it.

by Svifias March 10, 2019

Homework

Telling someone you’re doing homework but you’re actually jerking off

Yea sorry I’m too busy doing homework

by Urmomsaglom November 30, 2020

Homework

The all time worst thing to have been invented, most children would rather be chased by slender man have to spend more than a few minutes working on this monstrous invention.

Me: can you come out today?

Him: nah sorry man have homework.

by SKSmorelikeSUS June 12, 2018

homework

A way of teaching kids about unpaid overtime. It often comes with stress, anxiety, and depression. Basically, torture

How much homework do you have?

Enough to make me want to die

by AUselessHuman March 6, 2019

homework

The worst letter I have ever written becuz of my fucking school

Ah shit! I got homework again!

by Princess Karen September 10, 2021

Homework

A legal form of torture, basically a punishment for existing in this painful world of ours.

Hey Teacher, You forgot to give us homework.

by nithrex February 13, 2022

Homework

It's a torture device that teachers use on you because 7 FUCKING HOURS OF SCHOOL isn't enough. YOU GET HOME AT 3:30 AND NOW YOU ONLY HAVE 5 HOURS LEFT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE THAN LEARN, RIGHT? HAHA SIKE YOU HAVE TO DO 175 PAGES OF HOMEWORK FOR 4 HOURS!!! Homework can be a simple math worksheet, to MAKING A FUCKING IPHONE! So moral of the story is watch memes and tell your teacher that your dog ate your homework, and if that doesn't work pull out your nerf gun.

Mom: *Wakes up to go get a snack at 4AM* What the heck are you doing up at 4AM???
Kid: IM DOING MY HOMEWORK BECAUSE 7 HOURS OF SCHOOK ISNT ENOUGH SO IVE BEEN DOING MY HOMEWORK SINCE I GOT HOME!

by OOGA BOOGA BISHHHH November 4, 2018