When a woman fucks herself on a mounted moose head while the man pees into the Stanley Cup. The man then pours his urine into the woman's gaping cum hole, she then squirts his urine into the air where it promptly freezes into an icicle popsicle (because it's so fucking cold out). The man and woman then happily slurp on the pee pop while getting maple leaf tattoos on their asses.
Stephen Colbert condones Canada's history!
by ssdmes February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.
by deucedigger February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a girl walks in on her boyfriend teaching an 11 year old how to sodomize a wild beaver, and stops him to show him the correct way to do it.
wailing,loud animal noises(sound heard from behind bedroom door)
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"
by PON22 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.
by quickcook February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.
by Beaver16 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual maneuver involving a frigid woman and a man hung like a moose. The man stands over the woman and uses his moose-like phallus to ejaculate on her face and chest. After completion, he states "Tasty poutine, eh?" If the prudish woman responds in the negative, he burns her white house down a la the War of 1812. If she responds in the positive, he pays her a loonie and a toonie and whatever Canadian Tire money he has on him.
Sarah was left with a mess on her hands and face when Wayne burned her house down following a nasty Canada's History gone right.
by Steagle the Cobeagle February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.