fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 3, 2004

conditional friend

Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.

When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.

by jacknjill December 18, 2003

Friend

Some one that you an do everything with! and that means everything!! but unless your mad at them or there mad @ u then they could stab you in the back! or if they are boys you could develope into more than freinds and could be boyfriend and gurlfriend but if its more than that you could possibly end up in having sex

Jenny: Hey doug whats up?
Doug notta lot.but i was wondering if you will go out with me?
Jenny: Yea! sure!

by Madin January 17, 2005

Sister friend

A friend who is like a sister.

I love how my sister friend is supportive.

by Rachaelschulman May 12, 2018

Anyway friend

The one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they’ve been through with you, they love you anyway

Sam: "I will love you anyway. No matter what happens...I am your anyway friend"

by the MD February 20, 2010

friend of dorothy

A homosexual male, often very flamboyant. Derived from the friends of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.

Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?

by that black chick u all love August 9, 2005

Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021