Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

10 seconds flat

A term used by bronies when they boast that they can do something fast. It originated from ep. 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic when Rainbow Dash stated that she could "Clear all the clouds from the sky in 10 seconds flat"

Hey, I just beat your best time in Mario Cart!" "Meh, I could do it in 10 seconds flat.

by MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOW DASH August 7, 2011

lying flat

Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life – sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.

I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat.

by Freeo11 June 4, 2021

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

a flat

xanax

I'm off a flat, I'm not feeling you.

by Greatbosh August 26, 2017

prick flat

A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.

SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.

State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!

Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!

by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008

Going Flat

When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.

Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor

Woman: oh she’s just going flat

by Thisiskindacringy December 18, 2021