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Fake Profanity

Possibly can be shortened to FP. Words such as “shoot”, “dang”, and most notably, “heck”, “crap”, and “frick”. They are used to replace actual cuss words. They convey the same meaning, though sometimes aren’t as versatile. (For example, frick can’t mean 👉👌) Often used by children.
“Oh frick, I dropped my phone.”
Where “frick” is the Fake Profanity
by ImNotAFurryISwear March 5, 2019
mugGet the Fake Profanitymug.

Faking the rage

When someone pretends to be neurotic or easily angered in order to garner attention. This is also a tactic used by trolls to troll other trolls.
Ghost seems like he's quick to get pissed off over everything. In reality he's just faking the rage though.

"I talked about how I faked the rage" -Ghost
by cumspewp July 24, 2021
mugGet the Faking the ragemug.

Fake Offer

An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.
I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am
by Mr. W0nderful September 15, 2020
mugGet the Fake Offermug.

Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
by Vaginatron June 27, 2016
mugGet the Fake a shitmug.

fake-fruit

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.
She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"
by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008
mugGet the fake-fruitmug.

fake net

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.
Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017
mugGet the fake netmug.

fake giveaway

A giveaway that is mostly a virus. It does not give the downloader a prize except for a virus... FUN...
The youtube user fell for a fake giveaway in the comments.
by woahDudeWow July 13, 2017
mugGet the fake giveawaymug.

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