ripe fatty

A ripe fatty is an obese woman's vagina that has become ripe from the inability to wash it.

Fat girl: I can't wash my poon because my multiple stomachs get in the way.

Person: You must have a ripe fatty.

by Ripefatty247 August 3, 2015

reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

surprise farty

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.

My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.

by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

Lil Farty

A new age hip-hop artist from Vancouver, British Columbia. Don’t let his name fool you as he spits straight fire and will end your whole career with three words.

You: “Who’s that stallion of a man trying to pay for his child support through rappin?”

The Water Boys: “Oh that’s lil farty”

by Pinch_ September 8, 2019

uncle fatty

an extremely obese monkey who was sent to fat camp to achieve major weight loss

i love uncle fatty

by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021

Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

Uncle Fatty

The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)

Bro who is the fattest monkey
uncle fatty

by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023