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ex-freshie

Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)
Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.

Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
by TwistyTactix18 June 22, 2012
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Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling
I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car
by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024
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deus ex muchina

pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.
Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"
by Braxias976 April 28, 2019
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Expose ex day

Expose all your worst exs who had did you dirty on August 14. They deserve to be exposed for doing dirty.
by Warrior_lynn14 August 14, 2019
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Ex-ish

Ex-ish

noun/adjective: Not quite an ex, not quite a partner. Emotionally attached, sexually blurred.
She’s kind of my ex-ish. It’s like we’re post-love, but not post-history.
by Babe#babe October 6, 2025
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pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.
Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
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Favorite ex

A favorite ex is a ex that you love unconditionally and will always go back to no matter what yall been though
girl a: who you talking to knoww??
girl b: Ykk who it isss.
girl a: Let me guess, your Favorite ex??
by ms.mymanmyman December 7, 2022
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