Commoner who loves to put warm jizz in his mother’s twat. He finds ways to break his body and his sole purpose is to be a massive faggot and fuck slags called Caitlin. This person is a bit under educated and doesn’t know the difference between an anus and vagina.
by Evabisonheroin September 18, 2021
Lola Evans is the biggest wet wipe you will ever meet, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.
by grac1e August 01, 2021
by grac1e August 01, 2021
The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch
by Mad Shitter June 29, 2024
A fucking gorgeous sophomore from Damonte Ranch high school she’s fucking perfect and Brett Adams is in love with her
by BigPoppy6996 July 10, 2018
When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
by Ridiculously June 18, 2020