Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.

"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."

by 8res August 19, 2018

Digit Wrestling

A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.

My arse is very sore today. I must have lost at Digit Wrestling...and I'm even upset.

by Kittykitty12 February 8, 2019

love digit

A slang term for the male penis

"I just measured my love digit, a whole 3 inches man!"

by Chase Mcyeet February 10, 2019

digital entitlement

It’s the belief that since you are able to register as a user on a site, that you have the freedom to comment as you please.

Online trolls suffer from digital entitlement.

by StepchildRed February 14, 2019

Digit Slipper

The kind of human who slips a sneaky digit in your bum hole during sex without prior warning.

'I was having sexy times with Faloola the other night and it turns out she's a Digit Slipper!'
'no way, what a lucky gentleman you are Fitzroy'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Digital spankbank

spank bank is a mental, and less often physical and digital, collection of images or situations stored away to call up later while masturbating.

Do not store nudes of other people in your digital spankbank.

by Rizree June 1, 2018

digital computing

A computation done by a machine through the use of electrical energy and radio waves to connect and complete corresponding tasks.

Multiplayer games require internet connection to complete the digital computing of projecting other players.

by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022