night Depression

When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone

In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression

by Hahahahasksk July 12, 2018

Trendy depression

When a person says they "have deppression" (or anxiety or any mental illness) just to get attention, they'll say stuff like "I'm depressed!" And "I'm gonna kill myself" because being sad and lonely is apparently trendy and they can't make friends any other way. They normally don't understand that there are actually people on this planet who actually struggle with that stuff and pretending to have a mental illness is childish and rude. These people will post stuff on their Twitter depressing quotes about heartbreak and being sad, it normally sounds something like "had my heart broken so many times I forgot how it feels when it's put together." They're normally try to one up people's circumstances with shit that has never happened to them

Person: I got in a big fight withy mom
These bitches: I hate my mom!
Person: life is really tough right now
Kid with trendy depression: I fucking hate life I'm gonna kill myself

by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer May 9, 2018

Pillow Depression

The phenomenon of becoming depressed during bed time. Usually in bed thinking about life and/or love.

May be the only time depression manifests for that person.

Ben : "Hey Carl, How did you sleep last night?"
Carls: "Not so good man, I had some mad pillow depression. Kept me up all night."

by TheCheeksoftheD August 24, 2017

Joyful Depression

/'joifәl dә'preSH(ә)n/
adverb
1. The sadness that comes with longing for heaven mixed with the joy of knowing that to live is Christ.
2. The feeling when your spirit is joyful but your body is depressed.

"There is so much evil in this world, I can't wait to get to Heaven."
"It sounds like you have joyful depression."

by Harper B Meek March 29, 2021

Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

Depressed Shit

A shit that resembles someone who's depressed and once it touches water,it explodes.

"Yo,someone made toilet a suicide scene."
"It was probably a depressed shit

by Scoopydoppy March 30, 2019