ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy

when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.

Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate

Steve: why what happened?

Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.

Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.

by Bendyman123 June 16, 2011

Daddy Mask

When you are so angry at a specific person that you murder their entire family; Making the person watch while you skin their fathers face and wear it while you rape their dead mothers corpse.

You better shut up man or Im going to Daddy Mask the shit out of you.

by sunsetgriffon December 7, 2010

splenda daddy

A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.

Actually my splenda daddy got it for me...so no.

by word diva February 26, 2011

Daddy Fat Sacks

One who sells marijuana with exceptional value for the buyer.

If you need some bud, go and see daddy fat sacks. He will hook you up.

by Daddy Fat Sacks June 5, 2003

daddy december

The Irish word for Santa clause; found on Instagram

Oh look it's daddy December!

by Hunterkid1 March 15, 2016

Daddy

Bangchan

Stranger: look its bangchan
Stay: no it's daddy

by Clown 🤡 August 27, 2020

Daddy issues aesthetic

A serious problem that some people think is a cute “aesthetic“ And are the same people who try to make every bad thing an aesthetic, reality they just have serious issues and won’t just let people’s problems stay a problem.

Person 1: “I love Daddy issues aesthetic it’s sooo cute”
Logical person: “Um that’s not supposed to be cute or an aesthetic”

by UrAllUgly<3 October 16, 2021