by Doctor Defenition April 27, 2018
When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)
by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017
When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 09, 2013
The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.
Not to be confused with poop noodle
Not to be confused with poop noodle
by Fry McFryguy May 30, 2018
a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.
by beccaneal May 10, 2016
by a.lil.bitch October 09, 2015
by a7xfan1021 August 04, 2016