Crotch bramble

Excessive pubic hair.

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.

by rodzylla February 17, 2013

crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 06, 2009

crotch stars

Genital soreness from excessive bangin'.

I'm still seeing crotch stars from me and my girlfriend having the house to ourselves last weekend.

by Lil Kim II October 16, 2013

crotch hit

The act of smacking another female in the crotch out of drunken lesbian intent.

Whoa, I was just crotch hit by Martina Navratilova!

by Cooter Counts December 22, 2009

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 08, 2010

Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.

“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”

by rvrgrl March 21, 2019

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 09, 2019