a person who is usually from the south, maybe the houston area, that wears countryesque plaid shirts and horse boots
me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork
by the perch September 18, 2011
Get the country bumpkin mug.One of the worst music genres ever. It consists of auto tuned cowboy hat and boot donning rednecks with an acoustic, and a shitty backup band behind it all. All the lyrics seem to just spew the definition of stupid, half the songs talk about pickup trucks, tractors, Jesus, and basically everything 50 years behind the modern world found down South. Country back in the western days was really the only form of music available to people living in the open fields, and you really couldn't blame them with what little they had. But when it mixed with some modern technology and went mainstream, it sounded less historic and more dumbass.
We are not what you call over-comers
We are failures each and every one
We’re the kind who will always need a Saviour
The kind who play country dumb
The kind who play country dumb
Last thing we need is broadcasted Jehovahs witnesses.
We are failures each and every one
We’re the kind who will always need a Saviour
The kind who play country dumb
The kind who play country dumb
Last thing we need is broadcasted Jehovahs witnesses.
by YALE70 April 21, 2013
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by Ralph666 April 30, 2014
Get the country bumpkin mug.A rounded, slightly dopey looking face found in women of the deep south. Characteristically, these women have dull listless eyes, are generally drunk, or crazy, or both. They are an extremely promiscuous and loud breed.
Wow! Look at that girl! Oh, wait I just saw she has "country face."
A girl with "country face", I'm getting laid for sure if I say hi, and I don't even have to buy her Waffle House.
Your new girlfriend you brought to the party has "country face." Hide the liquor or the cops will surely be called.
A girl with "country face", I'm getting laid for sure if I say hi, and I don't even have to buy her Waffle House.
Your new girlfriend you brought to the party has "country face." Hide the liquor or the cops will surely be called.
by Triosfactor February 22, 2011
Get the Country Face mug.Also known as the swim capital of Indiana, home of one the nation's most premier athletic programs. Can be heard chanted from Ohio. Home of the most historic pool in the state and new home of the finest pool in the nation. Seahorse Country means that Munster kicks ass at all meets.
This Is Seahorse Country!
(At Lake Central, Chesterton, IUPUI, the Moon, Bermuda and the Hubble Telescope): THIS IS SEAHORSE COUNTRY!
(At Lake Central, Chesterton, IUPUI, the Moon, Bermuda and the Hubble Telescope): THIS IS SEAHORSE COUNTRY!
by SWIMMY WIMMY February 18, 2011
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by F4NZI September 2, 2013
Get the Town and Country mug.1. n - Group of injured players in a sport that occupy the bench and lounge around having a good time.
2. v - When one slacks, fucks around, or screws up
2. v - When one slacks, fucks around, or screws up
"Wow I really wish I could join the boys over at the country club... maybe I should tackle somebody with my pads off."
by Zar71 October 6, 2006
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