snapchat counseling

When a friend (typically female) rants to you (typically male) about their problems on Snapchat, and expects you to fix their problems.

Dan: Why does Ashley keep messaging you?
Andrew: She thinks I can fix her problems for her. I'm tired of all these girls asking me for Snapchat counseling.

by LegendaryMarcus October 7, 2019

The Count of Monte Cristo

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022

Bad Bobbi Counselor

A camp counselor, that is truly evil to the core but in a funny way, and at the end of all of the cheap horror movies this B.B.C. is the one that always kills her campers but in a funny way. B.B.C. is also an alcoholic with a $500 a day coke habit, and a serious addiction to high class hookers.

wow i had the best time at camp wannahockalugie this summer even though my counselor was such a Bad Bobbi Counselor or as we say a B.B.C. the whole time. There was drinking, drugs and hookers all over are tent.

by lexi hues February 8, 2009

make it count minutes

Making the most out of the last 10 minutes of a really long conversation.

Please tell me how much you love me in the final make it count minutes.

by Feisty Squirrel October 2, 2011

Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.

Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes

by mung69 November 10, 2011

underground guidance counselor

When you a student in high school handout free condoms and possibly literature about safe sex. However the expense is actually being paid by the guidance counsel office (who would get in trouble if they were to hand out free condoms and possibly literature on lgbtttq safe sex).

“I was a underground guidance counselor in high school” said Shelby.
“WTF is that??” asked toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.

by Sprite28 November 4, 2018

working the count

To put in effort with a girl with the hopes of getting something sexual in return.

Buddy: Hey marsh how’s it going with that girl ?

Marsh: Not too bad still don’t know where we stand exactly.

Buddy: Don’t worry! Just keep working the count and you’ll be hitting that in no time!

by Quanpabs May 15, 2019