proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper
by Coop Dupe January 20, 2020
Get the Wilson-Cooper 2026 mug.Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
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Get the georgie cooper mug.Cooper Green is so f ing hot. His co** is bigger then my leg. He is the funniest person ever and he will bright up your day with just a smile. He is so hot!
by Ilikelutzfloridakids February 4, 2021
Get the Cooper Green mug.a gay cunt with curtains who constantly smokes durries and jumps from chick to chick. he’s nice to you only if you shout him weed and sex. he has an addiction to his jawline on his snapchat story and shit talking his fellow peers. although cooper may be very charming to some, he will fuck with your feelings. he’s kinda short tho
“hey ladies, i just got a 30 bag, wanna get high and let me eat you out” - cooper
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by brett charlie April 14, 2019
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