Quality Control

A way to weed out anything bad in a selection of things.
Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.

That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.

Man, kids do not have quality control!

by Bidet 2005 January 06, 2022

muffin mind control

When a female uses her insane thickness to control your life and actions

Bitch has muffin mind control over me

by Daxnatr November 25, 2024

controller freak

someone who gets so violent with video games that they bust their controller on a hard surface after something goes wrong in a game

son:"dude I die to a mp5 again, *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* FUCKING NIGGERS *BANG* *BANG*....... aw fuck... I broke it. MOOOM...I NEED A CONTROLLER" mom: "get a fucking job you controller freak." son:"SHUT UP WHORE"

by xXtrafloverXx November 21, 2021

parental controls

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.

i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

parental controls

dont you mean: ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone

person 2: damn, i feel your loss

person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back

by AntichamberYellow January 06, 2024

control alt down

A combination of keys used to turn the screen upside down in windows.

good thing i know how to undo control alt down otherwise my computer would be fucked.

by Serpentail December 20, 2013

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 28, 2014