Fuckass Computer

A name for Emils bitch ass computer.

Jorgamund: Woah Dude, what a fuckass computer

Dilo: Yea lets burn it

by 4372912938 April 26, 2021

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Grumpy computers

Its either a Laggy computer or one of the Most annoying internet trolls to exist.

Grumpy computers is a word That can be used on a number of sentences Like My computer is pretty grumpy today or My grumpy computer cant even run minecraft.

by Grumpy computers January 13, 2019

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ap computer science a

The AP course equivalent to a College Level introduction to Have Course.

Take AP computer science a if your going in to the IT field.

by Fakenameliol May 9, 2018

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Bi-Computal

The ability for a person to use both a MAC and PC functionally.

Joe is bi-computal, he built out a Visio and then translated it to Graffle.

by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013

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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

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