broken condom

STD's

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.

by Leah September 2, 2003

elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."

Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)

by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004

condom crapping

the art of crapcondom creation.

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!

by Fnck April 3, 2009

cumdome

the sexual act of ejaculating on a female's head who has recently had chemotherapy.(Must be enough cum to make sure it dribbles all over her head and possibly on her face.)

Man I just cumdomed my wife right after the chemotherapy and the doctor proceded to join in.

by jeffery blunt December 29, 2010

reusable condoms

Condums that can be used lots times wii remote covors work well as long as da trap door be closed.

I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.

by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010

condoment

A condominium unit that used to be an apartment; a living unit in an apartment-to-condominium conversion project.

My landlord decided to cash out so now I'm living in a condoment.

by giovannijones March 5, 2009

Condom Juice

where a girl or guy guzzles down the leftover sperm

After I exploded in the Condom, she took the condom and drank some condom juice

by Konger82 April 5, 2015