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causebrook

A teenie, who thinks that she looks mint and is incapable of telling the truth. She has minging hairstyles and looks like a retard. She is also a glory hunter and changes her styles as many times as the average person blinks but it is never nice. She acts like a slut and thinks that every man/boy is in love with her and wants to get with her. She also claims to be annorexic and belimic at the same time even though she sits there and stuffs her face with chocolate! she is blatantly lying. Her voice is so high pitched only sonar can pick it up!
she is such a causebrook
by the gingerer ninjerer May 3, 2008
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Close Da Fridge

Slang phrase for saying shut your mouth, be quiet, or stfu

When you're sick of hearing what someone else is saying you want them to close da fridge.
Derrick: So I wasn't sure if I should wear the plaid pants or just go with my jorts...Well I mean I guess the plaid ones are...

Steve: Yo! Close Da Fridge! You sound like a bitch!
by swagteamsucks April 15, 2009
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Closeted Couple

A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.
When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'

When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
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Cinderella Clause

The clause wherein one can arrive late enough as to not need to bullshit an excuse to leave.
I pulled the Cinderella Clause to get out of hanging with that breezy.
by The Good Word. December 9, 2008
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Convo-Closer

A person who closes their instant-messenger windows the instant they respond to them.

This could be due to an abundance of windows in the task bar, or the person is just full of themselves.
Person 1: "The combination to the bank's master safe is 45-30-13"
Person 2: "Yeah, ok..."
*short amount of time passes*
Person 1: "OH MAN! I just deleted all of my codes!! What was the combination to the master safe!?!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a Convo-Closer"
by BMos March 6, 2008
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Poo Closet

A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.
Hey, Garcon!
I gotta lay some cable.
You got a poo closet in this fuckatorium?
by 1troglodite April 6, 2009
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Tarda Clause

A Tarda Clause is a person who gives you a fucked up gift that you never wanted in the first place and have no idea what to do with other than stare at it and wonder what the fuck was wrong with the person who gave it to you.
When a bank sends you a free gift of a football tee with a note that says "a good team starts with a good kick off." The bank is a Tarda Clause.
by Gatlianne October 22, 2009
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