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close bob

Opposite of "open bob."
The stereotypical indian or non-native english speaker's way of saying "close your legs," but for boobs.
Meant to entail that you are not interested in boob pics, and/or the female in question is acting like a whore.
Woman: I'm selling topless pics on my onlyfans, you should check it out. I can even send you a few for free if you like what you see.
Indian Man: close bob, woman.
by a dude, probably July 1, 2020
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clooser

Oh you clooser
by Hoostiny September 8, 2020
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Cloosterman

Probably the hottest last name in the century.

It turns out that people with "Cloosterman" as their last name mainly has acne. They are mainly nice people, and always has a fighting spirit.

They mainly have friends that always ask them how to spell their last name.,
Jake: "Yo look its Cloosterman!"
Nathan: "OMG HES SO COOL!"
by Stop Hammer Time September 24, 2020
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cloaser

You: “Have you heard of Cloaser?”
Friend: “No, who’s that?”
You: *Vigorously slaps friend across face*
by L1amaaa October 12, 2020
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cloaser

You: “U know Cloaser the streamer?”
Friend: “Nah who tf is that?”
You: *Vigorously slaps friend across the face* “How, dare, you.”
by L1amaaa October 12, 2020
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Clodshit

She is such a fucking clodshit
by J.L.Finney October 18, 2020
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closeprince640

i kid i play mc with
you know closeprince640? that sounds like a person who’d played mc
by not rxve07 October 25, 2020
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