balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

by ryfunk November 29, 2007

Check out

To find out if one is pretty, to determine certain desired characteristics.

Duke noticed the women was pretty after checking her out. (check out)

by Pulsilicious May 8, 2010

checkmate

when the minimal amount of urinals are used in a boys bathroom, but you cannot use one without breaking guy code

5 urinals, people at urinals 2 and 4, so you cannot use a urinal without being next to someone.

Bro i got checkmated today in the bathroom, had to just sit there for 10 minutes so i wouldn't break guy code

by flightlesswhitebird February 6, 2012

meat check

When one person holds a clenched fist and throws it towards another man's balls. This hurts like hell so do it to your friends but don't let them do it to you.

The other day I meat checked Jeffrey so hard that he fell over in the street and got run over by a car.

by ben and dean June 11, 2006

pee pee poo poo check

pee pee poo poo check, is not only, Emma Chamberlains favorite thing to say, it is also, a very fun joke, because who wouldn't laugh at pee pee poo poo, TOILET JOKES 🤩

*complete silence* AYE YO PEE PEE POO POO CHECK
* the whole room starts laughing*

by shashasoop September 13, 2020

check-o-slovakia

Poker slang. Bad player's modification of the word "check." Made popular among poor players by the movie "Rounders."

"Check"
"Check"
"CHECK-OOOOO-slovakia"

by KidNapster February 20, 2005

check u later

its when u r sayn bye to a friend or person,

tanita aka necta"check u later bj,"
bj"yeah yeah check u later

by dexta September 4, 2006