The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple
my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs
my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning
hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs
I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes
many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)
if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs
my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning
hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs
I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes
many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)
if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
Megan - "Im gonna punch you in the face if you dont lick my toes"
Me - "oh yeah? Im gonna punch you in your cum-cave"
Me - "oh yeah? Im gonna punch you in your cum-cave"
by Muzikal Stiffy May 05, 2024
by Masterofthebathing December 23, 2019
A mixture of marijuana and rock cocaine. You mix it up and smoke it that way. It is suppose to be like one of the ultimate highs. You get high at the same time.
by njalyer February 28, 2022
I walked in on John being a cave pig.
by Ralph Feltcher June 20, 2006
Yet another positive term referencing pussy. There's always treasure inside to be discovered and the treasure you may find should be in giving her pleasure.
Shamus: "So, how'd it go with Lilly last night? Did she suck you off, bro?"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
by von groovy July 06, 2024
The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024