Carrot Road

Stadium of Norwich Shitty Football Club

I ordered some tickets to go see norwich shitty play at carrot road, the match is in 6 days *Shows 6 fingers in one hand*

by CcDragz April 5, 2024

Cum Carrot

A stretched out used carrot covered in cum. Used by mostly Fortniter’s.

“Wow dude her cum carrot was beautiful.”

by Daddy lover122 February 17, 2024

carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.

awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.

by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020

Glazing the carrot

When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.

I'm going to let my wife glaze my carrot tonight. Oh baby we are glazing the carrot.

by TwitchingWeirdo October 28, 2021

Carrot cake

Something you bring to a Fleetwood Mac concert

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"

by Lynxxh May 24, 2022

carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND

by (homo)sapien December 13, 2022

history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025