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Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One smelled…
“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy
by jezzabellheights_ July 18, 2022
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Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.
Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba
by Altrockman July 4, 2019
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soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016
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candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
by Dinger182 March 28, 2012
mugGet the candy surprisemug.

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet
Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!
by punterm49 February 8, 2015
mugGet the Wallet Candymug.

candy muncher

person who eats to much candy
by west po May 8, 2018
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