chocolate bowtie

when you fuck a girl in the ass and pull your dick out and slap her in the throat with it

i gave that bitch a chocolate bowtie

by cb666 June 25, 2005

Chocolate creampie

4 guys, 2 teams. 2 of them drench their dicks in chocolate syrup. The other has to suck all the chocolate off. Whoever sucks it off first, wins. The loser has to get creampied in the ass from the other three.

Man, I was really sucking at it when we were playing Chocolate Creampie yesterday.

by Jackie boi August 23, 2017

Chocolate Santa

A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.

I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.

by :j.ustin December 27, 2005

chocolate ploughman

a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.

fancy a chocolate ploughman?

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

chocolate milkwagons

A black woman's breasts.

That woman has some nice chocolate milkwagons.
Look at those chocolate milkwagons shake.
I could sure go for a swig from those chocolate milkwagons

by Original Rotten May 24, 2006

Chocolate Cracker

A more colorful choice of words to describe a wigger. White nigger.

I got car jacked the other day but it wasn't even a real chocolate. It was a chocolate cracker!

by NiggaLars January 3, 2009

Chocolate Surf

Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.

Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop

Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf

by Koko and The Chief October 2, 2009