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bro-drunk

A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.
Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!
by andykat September 2, 2009
mugGet the bro-drunkmug.

Brodee Bro

Someone that you would die for, and you know they would die for you to. And you love each other, but not in the gay way. They are family, but not genetically.
tiffany- hey wanna hang
Whiteboy- nah I''m hanging with my brodee bro
by Breezy@Blacjac May 31, 2019
mugGet the Brodee Bromug.

Bro Summit

A pilgrimage of best friends to a central location to celebrate the aforementioned friendship. Often male dominated, the festivities include golfing, football games, heckling, fraternizing with other males, and dipping your testicles in hot mustard.

Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.
Where is this winter's Bro Summit? Ski haus in Vermont or New Year's in The City?

This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.
by Fourbroko November 29, 2010
mugGet the Bro Summitmug.

GoPro Bro

Fiercely bonded, a GoPro bro will always help a bro set up their GoPros to capture their broventures. Bros always be making sick videos and sharing their gnarly spills and thrills to bros all over the world. There's an old saying that marines say to each other, never leave a man behind, there are several classic movies like this, Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, well the GoPro bro is one in the same, never leaving a bro alone with a GoPro, always there, forever, endlessly helping, the GoPro bro realize their brotastic and awesome GoPro brospereinces. GoPro bros forever.
That GoPro Bro over there issure having a ball capturing there sick hacky sack tricks with his other GoPro bros. I wish I could be a GoPro bro one day.
by NonetMinusOne January 8, 2015
mugGet the GoPro Bromug.

Bro-Scale

A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.

"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale
Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Bro-scale...
by Caldie February 16, 2009
mugGet the Bro-Scalemug.

Bro chill

Bro chilling is when a man sticks his hand down his pants and just kind of parks it there. No rubbing or anything dirty, just chilling out maxing relaxing all cool.
Girl: It's so gross, whenever I talk to my boyfriend he is always bro chilling.
Guy: Hey that's not gross, it's just bro chilling, ya' know? It's so comfy.
by Zebulon M. Pike February 13, 2009
mugGet the Bro chillmug.

Bro Date

I was on my bro date with my BFF yesterday
by McLovin 23 Joker March 30, 2009
mugGet the Bro Datemug.

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