barefoot emperor

A lifeguard, because he rules the beach or the poolside

Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!

by Sparkina1967 December 18, 2012

boreditis

What happens after math class. usually assiocated wth bloodshot eyes, unntelligible markings in your notebook, and a continous low droning sound stuck in your head.

"Wow what happened to you?"

" Just got out of math class.........boreditis attack coming on..........."

by mnmshead April 10, 2013

BareFights

The home of online fight videos.

Dude have you checked out BareFights

by The Don Dappa Do September 5, 2013

Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014

borafotionationing

The art of meeting people and speaking a new language, learning new languages and teaching others your own language

Hey, lets go borafotionationing

by hshus June 15, 2014

boredinary

Adj. So ordinary, it's boring.

I can't date him. His face is boredinary.

by 5abees April 14, 2015

boredist

A person in the state of being bored, to the point that it is now your life and religion.

When you or someone else have claimed being bored is all you ever do. I'm soooooo bored all of the time! My life is boring!! I'm such a boredist.

by 1PsycHOTicWitch May 17, 2015