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Time Bomb

Taking a capsule of MDMA (Molly); preferably with .2 - .4, wrapping it in a good wad of pre-chewed gum, then swallowing it. It will then kick in at a random point in time within the next week.
Person 1: Yo, remember when John took that time bomb on Monday?
Person 2: Yeah, what of it?
Person 1: It kicked in on him during work last night!
Person 2: LOL funny shit! Wasn't yesterday Thursday?
Person 1: Yuhhh
by EmpanadaMan June 1, 2013
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'I like turtles' bomb

dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.
person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed.

person2: yeah, that test was tough.

person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder?

person3: I like turtles.

person1: you're retarded.

person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.
by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 12, 2010
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Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

When one hides in an alley and masturbates into a McDonald's cup and throws it at a passing pedestrian.
Mom: "Billy, why is your head covered in gooey white stuff?"

Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"='

Mom: "Those fucking blacks."

noun, Jacksonville Jizz Bomb
by yuff & bone November 29, 2009
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taint bomb

When you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.
I tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up as a taint bomb.
by TaintMan2131 August 1, 2009
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Friend Bomb

To innundate a noob to Facebook/myspace with friend requests.
Hey, Joey just got on Facebook...let's friend bomb him"
by aurora88 November 23, 2009
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Crotch Bomber

Refers to Nigerian airplane bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who hid explosives in his undewear to evade airport security in a foiled attempt to bomb Northwest Airlines Flight 253.
It's bad enough we have to take off our shoes at airport security because of the shoe bomber... now we have to get butt naked when going through the metal detectors because of the crotch bomber.
by rsmmithing December 29, 2009
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duclear bomb

A poop that leaves so much destruction, you eliminate every person in the surounding area near the drop site.
I ate at the chinese/mexican buffet earlier and I just droped a duclear bomb in the other stall. You have been warned.
by Cheek from Y-Town November 11, 2009
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