This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 01, 2024
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Reverse blumpkin

While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina
I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
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reverse blumpkin

when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"
Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin
by itsjustAkira January 18, 2019
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Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
by Brian and Eli forevs February 03, 2018
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Reverse Blumpkin

When a girl sits down on the toilet to take a nasty shit and blows a guy while shitting her ass out.
Man I just got a Reverse Blumpkin. That bitch shit her ass out while giving me head!
by BieberHole6969 December 20, 2014
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Reverse blumpkin

The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)
“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”
by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020
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Reverse blumpkin

When you're peeing in a toilet while she's/he's eating your ass
I decided to try a reverse blumpkin the other night and then I s*** in her mouth.
by Encourageable October 09, 2020
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