Blonde

A blonde is someone with very light colored hair that has no effect on their iq or body.

Guy 1: bro thats a blonde sitting in front of us. I bet she has a great body. Do you thinj she'll make out with me if i ask her to?

Guy 2: don't be an idiot, her hair color has nothing to do with the rest of her

by Smartqueen June 13, 2020

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!

Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023

Dumb Blonde

Jax

god ur such a jax
jax is such a dumb blonde

by vytjtftuhjmvgujvutjgxchg fcyhv December 8, 2023

Unhinged Blonde

She looks unreal almost like a doll. She’s perfect, she has big doe eyes, long light blonde hair. Her looks are deceiving she’s a reckless girl, she’s impulsive, flirty, fun, and bubbly but she’s fierce and strong and full of repressed emotions she’s who you call to find a party. she’s misunderstood.

“she’s a unhinged blonde”

by crazy blonde gf May 2, 2022

infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011

Blonde Mop

A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.

My son is a blonde mop

by Wnciakgjwigje August 23, 2019

Blonde Bob Baddie

Someone who has a blonde Bob and slays everyday. Not everyone with a blonde Bob can be a blonde Bob baddie,it’s a lifestyle not a hair style.

Liv is my favourite blonde Bob baddie!

by Iconicblondebob June 11, 2022