Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025
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James Blond

The genius and sassy character created by online author Leo Robertson. She is badass, low-key annoying, and the world's best example of a sidekick, personal assistant, and frenemie. She's got a clever answer for everything, and she's a sore loser when it comes to competition. Has the mouth of a sailor, and will swear at you faster than you can pull a trigger. She's a hater, she's a lover, she's a damn machine gunner.
She's a beauty, she's a grace, James Blond will punch you in the face.
by spillthedamntea February 04, 2018
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blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet
Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli
by Dr. Profussy July 20, 2022
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platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside
person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what
by acedetective3600 June 11, 2023
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Unhinged Blonde

She looks unreal almost like a doll. She’s perfect, she has big doe eyes, long light blonde hair. Her looks are deceiving she’s a reckless girl, she’s impulsive, flirty, fun, and bubbly but she’s fierce and strong and full of repressed emotions she’s who you call to find a party. she’s misunderstood.
“she’s a unhinged blonde
by crazy blonde gf May 03, 2022
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Blonde Daniel

Sexiest man to walk on this Earth!! when i tell u this man is sexy, i mean it forreal. Caring and comfortable to be with, and for the ladies hes a booty lover, he wants +++ size booty and he is to good at rocket league, he is a daddy and a man of class!
Oh you know blonde daniel? marry my daughter lad.
by December 25, 2021
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i only go for blondes

When you absoluteley pie off some one you said you like
(i only go for blondes) pieing off some one you said you like
by Haptix April 01, 2020
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