blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

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Annoying Blonde Girl

They will think that they're all that, but in reality they're so, uhh idk stupid I guess

You know that Annoying Blonde Girl Mia?
Yeah they're such a bitch I hate the mso much i hope hte ayt the ydie !!

by jimmychunga June 22, 2024

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Blonde bitch

Malina, Malina is a blonde bitch.

"Look! It's the blonde bitch!!"

by Mr.poopyyyyy June 10, 2022

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Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 19, 2020

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Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.

person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes

by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023

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