baker's dozen

An act in which a man engages in at least 13 coital engagements to ejaculation, all within a 24 hour period. Represents high achievement of male sexual stamina, much as a marathon is to a runner or as ballooning around the world is to rich white men.

Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"?
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.

by Maj February 19, 2004

Babers

A word used to describe a significant other that only clingly, obnoxious, insecure people use. It is the most annoying of all the pet names and can pin point an obsessive, insecure bf/gf very easily.

Hi Babers!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 I miss you sooooo much, I can't wait to see you again even though I just saw you 10 minutes ago!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABERS!

by notbabers March 13, 2010

bacer

a cute baby talk term for face.

as in "you have a chute(cute) widdle(little) bacer (face)"

by dev-n-buzz April 3, 2009

Billy Baker

A billy Baker is a term to describe someone who is a complete fuckwit. Billy Baker is a drug fucked retard from Ipswich QLD

“Steve you billy baker sit down and shut the fuck up

by Penis in butt head June 21, 2019

Danny Baker

A rotund, ugly, ridiculously loqucaious and talentless Disc Jockey for BBC London Live. His sole pleasure in life appears to be supporting the hooligan football club in Bermondsey, South London, by the name of Millwall. He takes great delight in slagging off Crystal Palace, for which he should be severely reprimanded. However, I do enjoy watching his passable Own Goals and Gaffs video tapes, when I have nothing better to do.

Danny Baker, a smug, fat, pseudo-working class individual. His only job on TV is 'Sitcom Challenge'

by CPFC May 15, 2006

Bakersfield

The most horrible place on this god forsaken planet

Person 1: So where are you from?
Person 2: Oh i'm from Bakersfield
Person 1: Oh hell nah fuck that place

by Fl0rb November 18, 2019

Curtis Baker

An talented musician on YouTube who plays guitar, piano, bass, and drums.

Curtis Baker is awesome.

by David Directions November 21, 2010