The Sneaky Bandit

When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes

I gave Sally the sneaky bandit while she slept in the next room

by ALBLOCK December 3, 2010

Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011

d wing bandit

a person who fucks or smokes in the D wing at RHS

“did you hear that fred and carla were fucking in the d wing??”

“yea they’re some d wing bandits”

by mlifgay September 14, 2022

Tasty kake bandit

Aiden

“Have you heard of the tasty kake bandit?”
“Aiden UnknitBubbles”

by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

Bandit

One cheeki breeki lad usually found squatting with his friends in the Z.O.N.E and shooting at S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs for fun

A shit bandits blyat. Time to get cheeki breeki

by Bandit#189194 December 6, 2019

bradman bandits

its simply the bradman bandits

"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"

"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"

by Emini123 October 20, 2022

Broomstick Bandit

Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.

"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"

by Big Chub Chub November 16, 2022