by o[ikoujyluj February 1, 2020
Get the banana nationsmug. by Lava lamp July 26, 2016
Get the Banana fartmug. Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.
Refer to the banana eating rules
1. Never close your eyes
2. Never make eye contact
3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth
4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm
Refer to the banana eating rules
1. Never close your eyes
2. Never make eye contact
3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth
4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm
Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.
Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.
Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.
by SerialMind July 25, 2014
Get the Banana Shamingmug. Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021
Get the Rusty bananamug. A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
by GoingInDry August 14, 2019
Get the Banana Hatmug. by Jerome steven December 6, 2016
Get the Banana Stuffermug. A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."
We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.
by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021
Get the Kansas Bananamug.