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Andres

Beautiful, funny, smart, strong and awesomeness.
The best person you can know and if you have and Andres in your life you are bless with luck
Today will be and Andres day
(Today will be a good day)

-I win the lottery

-you are such and Andres
by A852 December 23, 2016
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Andres

yeet lord. thats some feels bad man. basically a dude who thinks he will become a calvin klein underwear model. Has big penisses, multiple. Fortnite athlete. hermaphrodity. Black sometimes white tho. depends on how much sunn. plays league of legends with gaymer gurlz$!!! Nike adidas colombia gucci hermes fashionista icon. thinks he can rap. Bad luck with teacher ladys but gets coochie. Has a dog. eats salads for breakfasts. cup of noodle for life!!!! Latino minority low income first generation english second language child of immigrant field workers, likes beans and tortillas, plays soccer sometimes thinks he is christiano ronaldo. goes to nerd school. dated drop out (thats some feels bad man)
Andres has swole penis

thats why he dated a drop out
Flex on them hoes
gucci gang
by nigga naye nayer September 6, 2018
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Andres

Andres is a man whore and will fein off of your shit, and will lick in between your toes. He also likes to cuddle and skin your dogs. So when you see Andres you should run the other way. Andres is also in love with Black Bread the Pirates.
Andres is so scary! He bit my toe nails off while I was sleeping.
by Dare January 7, 2022
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slamming Andre

When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.
It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.
by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020
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andre

andre is a kind, athletic, moderately self-absorbed cat lover who only eats sweets and boiled vegetables. Andre loves to party it up every Sunday morning at church. Andre is obsessed with the gym and tends to attract people with feet fetishes, usually of the same sex. On Instagram, you will find him through his myriad of weirdly-angled selfies. His best friends are books and he's secretly the biggest Swiftie you'll ever meet.
He passed out after one drink. That guy's such an Andre!
by vanessah09876 November 23, 2021
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Andres

The Mexican fuck boy that will grab your attention any day. He smokes a lot of weed but still manages to power through the day. Has many friends and enemy’s. He’s usually off and on with two girls but can’t decide who. He acts different when he’s high like touchy but it feels so good. When he holds you, you never want to leave. You feel safe and warm. If you ever meet an andres try to get close with him because as soon as you miss your chance it’s over.
You-Omg did you see that hot guy over there

Ava-That’s definitely an andres
by Make me a pepperoni sandwich November 17, 2018
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Andre

1. a guy that sings too much and stress sometimes his friends...

2. a romantic boy with 60% of chance to have a big dick
whatever Andre
by starmain January 2, 2017
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