Father Marshall

A father Marshall is an intellectual species that has a human like body. It's extremely long arms and lank fingers can be devastatingly painful if touched upon by. A father Marshall, much like a burrows the death stalker or spronkledoodle cannot be seen and can hide under any innocent body. When asleep, the Father Marshall (much like freddy Kruger) can appear out of nowhere and kill you in an instance. Saying his name will summon you to him.

Man 1: FATHER MARSHALL!!!!
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.

Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..

by Pewpew boom boom March 1, 2018

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

Father Tally

Also goes by the name Daddy tally or Metallica4ever. The father of the DI-32 immigrants coming to DI-17. Also the funder of the Sweden meetup.

Father Tally has cleansed us from our sins.

by ailuriidae June 16, 2021

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

My father-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 17, 2023

Father Brown

When someone pulls a "Father Brown", the person uses a really long, complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder, when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner pulled a "Father Brown" for his side of the story for his wife's death.

by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020