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Germish American

A person of both Irish and German heritage.

Germish Americans are often from Midwestern and Catholic cities where large numbers of German and Irish folks came together, got drunk, had sex, and then had to get married before the lady started to show since they were good, devote Catholics...but just liked to have a little bit too much fun. After getting married, these couples then produced small armies of children who made similar mistakes with the children of other "mixed" couples, and produced their own small armies, and so on, thus producing the large Germish American populations seen in cities such as Cincinnati, Ohio.

A benefit of being Germish is having freckles and maybe even red hair, but also being to a get a tan. Best of both worlds.
So what's your ancestory?

I'm Germish American, of course! 50% German, 50% Irish. My family has been living in Cincinnati since the 1850s. What else would you expect?
by SevenHills June 12, 2009
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Buccaneer-American

Brigette: "Johnny Depp is so hot as a pirate!"
Captain Bobby: "Um excuse me, but he is not a pirate. We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
by buccaneerbob June 15, 2007
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American Jujubee

Known for igniting many wars and controlling the U.S. Congress. See Wikipedia.
That American Jujubee just got elected to the Senate cause of his lineage.
by Mhunt44 February 25, 2009
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Estro-American

According to recent surveys, Estro-Americans are 75% better at multi-tasking than their male counter-parts.
by Avocadopia January 19, 2009
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american liberation

it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.
by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfoygp December 9, 2008
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american thanksgiving

A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.
I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.
by bf.kurtons November 25, 2016
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american pipeline

An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant
Bill: I got a full one in the freezer if your ready for my American pipeline
by Bigdicklilnutsack May 20, 2018
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