A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.
by bf.kurtons November 25, 2016
Get the american thanksgivingmug. it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.
by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfoygp December 9, 2008
Get the american liberationmug. When america plays world police and decides to invade a nation or infiltrate a nation with the intent of replacing the original democratically elected government or to gain wealth/ resources. Usually both
New recruit: “Wait a second why did we go to Afghanistan and protect opium farms after the taliban government started cutting production?”
High ranking official: “Rahhh you know why soldier! It’s American imperialism!!!”
New recruit: “But isn’t heroin bad?”
High ranking official: “NOT IF IT AINT COMING TO THE STATES”
High ranking official: “Rahhh you know why soldier! It’s American imperialism!!!”
New recruit: “But isn’t heroin bad?”
High ranking official: “NOT IF IT AINT COMING TO THE STATES”
by Shelter_is_a_human_right February 1, 2022
Get the American imperialismmug. Brigette: "Johnny Depp is so hot as a pirate!"
Captain Bobby: "Um excuse me, but he is not a pirate. We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
Captain Bobby: "Um excuse me, but he is not a pirate. We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
by buccaneerbob June 15, 2007
Get the Buccaneer-Americanmug. by agoddamnfuckingpatriot January 23, 2018
Get the american freedommug. An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant
by Bigdicklilnutsack May 20, 2018
Get the american pipelinemug. A person of both Irish and German heritage.
Germish Americans are often from Midwestern and Catholic cities where large numbers of German and Irish folks came together, got drunk, had sex, and then had to get married before the lady started to show since they were good, devote Catholics...but just liked to have a little bit too much fun. After getting married, these couples then produced small armies of children who made similar mistakes with the children of other "mixed" couples, and produced their own small armies, and so on, thus producing the large Germish American populations seen in cities such as Cincinnati, Ohio.
A benefit of being Germish is having freckles and maybe even red hair, but also being to a get a tan. Best of both worlds.
Germish Americans are often from Midwestern and Catholic cities where large numbers of German and Irish folks came together, got drunk, had sex, and then had to get married before the lady started to show since they were good, devote Catholics...but just liked to have a little bit too much fun. After getting married, these couples then produced small armies of children who made similar mistakes with the children of other "mixed" couples, and produced their own small armies, and so on, thus producing the large Germish American populations seen in cities such as Cincinnati, Ohio.
A benefit of being Germish is having freckles and maybe even red hair, but also being to a get a tan. Best of both worlds.
So what's your ancestory?
I'm Germish American, of course! 50% German, 50% Irish. My family has been living in Cincinnati since the 1850s. What else would you expect?
I'm Germish American, of course! 50% German, 50% Irish. My family has been living in Cincinnati since the 1850s. What else would you expect?
by SevenHills June 12, 2009
Get the Germish Americanmug.