semi-bisexual

I ain’t gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars

*offers twenty dollars*

I guess I’m semi-bisexual now

by Just another writer tater December 21, 2023

Semi-Bisexual

A straight person who simps the lgbtq+ community to the point where they coin a new term called “semi-bisexuality” where they are attracted to one gender, that being the opposite sex. (Key word: semi meaning half.)

Person 1: hey, what’s your sexuality?
Person 2: I’m semi-bisexual !
Person 1: go away.

by BLIZZYBOI July 23, 2022

Bisexual

When you can't tell if Thor or his sister is hotter

"Hey, man, you see the new Thor movie? Thor's sister was hot, yeah?"
"I... um... both?" I'm Bisexual motherfucker."

by Fuccckkk May 30, 2022

Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero sexual attraction) person who has only been physically intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.

I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao

by Akrysta January 12, 2023

Bisexual

A sexual identity meaning being attracted to both men and women. Bisexual people often cuff various articles of clothing, most notably pants. Bisexual does not mean the same as confused, pansexual, or ready for a threesome.

Skyler: Hey, did you hear that Conner likes guys and girls?

Bridget: Yeah, he's bisexual.

by Spookyratboy December 28, 2019

Bisexual Water

When a gay guy who pretends to be Bisexual is fucking a girl and can't cum, uses Bisexual water as a cum disguise and gets out safe

Girl: OHHHHH YEAHHHH I WANT U TO COME IN ME
Bisexual Water user: *to self* how tf am i gonna put the bisexual water in there

by SLATlayer October 29, 2020

Bisexual

Me.

THATS IT

Happy pride month :)) 💜💖💙 ( and no this is not a joke am bisexual) P.S suck it bitch

by That one emo bitch1928 June 28, 2021