Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit

that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021

Delusional kick soccer ball

Fight against delusional people for your rights.

Im going to delusional kick soccer ball

by Ah'mya Hitchcock April 21, 2022

football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g

i like to play football (soccer)

by idektbf November 19, 2021

Soccer

A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.

Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

soccer

a sport that everyone plays and if you play you think your an athlete but you really aren’t because its not that hard

i play soccer

*walks away*

by onedbitch October 28, 2018

soccer buddy

A person who enjoys soccer as much as you do and loves you and is perfect for you

My soccer buddy is my best friend

by Lityou April 15, 2017