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Zoe

built like the carriage from cinderella, goes red while walking cause shes so fat, speaks like a man, wears 7 layers of makeup to try and cover up her fatness (doesn't work), tells people her fat is muscle, definitely acts like her tits r her only personality as if she wouldn't have them if she wasn't so fucking obese
'What's that sound?'
'Zoe's probably walking nearby'
by michaellover6969 December 5, 2023
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Probably one me of the most hideous things on the planet. If she’s in the area you’d rather kill yourself than talk to her. But doing so will make her cry, which happens frequently. She has a broke and destructive personality, so be careful if you see her lurking about.
Someone tell the new kid that Zoe Abbey is not the first friend they want to make this year.
by Jimmy Sinns December 13, 2023
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Zoe

A zoe is someone who loves to vape a lot even when her friends don’t want her too… she has a really good memory (jokes)

Loves house plants and anything with vegetables in…
A zoe will only interact with you if you’re a 10/10 and make her LOL.. if you’re not then don’t waste your time…

Not sure what she’s like when she’s mad but I’m sure it can be scary
Hi I’m Luke,

hi I’m zoe.. are you on drugs?…
by Bakerman69 July 18, 2023
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Zoe

Is short and has red hair. Mainly used for girls, she has green eyes and will laugh hard at anything. She prefers rain over sun and is obvious to the thousands of boys who like her.
“Zoe I think he likes you”
“Oh”
by carrots?11111 July 20, 2023
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A colloquial term for a person of Haitian descent popularized in south Florida. "Zoe'" is the anglicized variant of the word zo, Haitian Creole for "bone", as members were known to be "hard to the bone." When conflicts against Haitians arose, the pound would be sought out to retaliate; thus, the street gang name, "Zoe Pound", was born.
“Nah he a lame Zoe from Ives dairy, I fw his brother tho he tough”
by Wiliam Bowery April 13, 2023
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Zoe

The best person you will ever meet. She is smart and kind and is never afraid to stand up for herself and others. Zoe will always make you feel valued and included when you’re around her. There’s no one better than a

Zoe.
Zoe
Not Zoë!!
by Barbie4Life April 30, 2023
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You see big bertha over there, yea shes a zoe.
by WefrmHaiti...itslit May 1, 2023
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