Woke

Awakened or Enlightened.

We passed this anti-woke law to keep the good people of Floria safe from woke democrats.

by Pronghorn March 28, 2023

woke

a term that non-creative, sensitive people use when they see minorities getting rights.

A: "i'm actually genderfluid! =D"
B: "YOU'RE SO WOKE! WOKE AGENDA! STOP BRAINWASHING THE KIDS"

by perilpawzz November 21, 2023

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

En woke

A state of being where one is aware of the various hypocrisies and double standards of contemporary society.

1. After attending her son's school play, Martha was so en woke that she felt the need to post a sarcastic tweet about how she had just seen the "best dramatic performance of the year".

2. After seeing all the celebrities posting about the need to be environmentally friendly, Randy decided to get en woke and posted a picture of himself with a reusable plastic straw and the hashtag #savetheplanet.

by anikaaaaa January 23, 2023

Woke

To be informed, educated on, and aware of social injustices.

He was woke politically, therefore was aware of all the accurate facts that allowed him to speak on topics intelligently, and ignore dishonest statements upon debates, and/or submitting his personal vote.

by HtownSports March 19, 2023

Schrödinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".

Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...

by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024

Woke

A word that conservative old out-of-touch white people use to describe progressive concepts to other conservative old out-of-touch white people in way that will scare them

we can’t bring the kids to Disney anymore. Jimbo said last time he went, the woke employees were requiring vaccinations to common illnesses and not segregating the water fountains

by Gib88 April 6, 2022