Laws of salvage

Commonly used in lunch rooms, these are the words said when one has a food item that they do not wish to consume. One says "laws of salvage" and throws the item into the center of the table, allowing anyone who wants said item to take it as their own.

Guy: I dont want this apple. *toss* Laws of salvage!

All: *scramble for apple*

by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008

Obama's Law

A term that originated from Godwin's Law, Obama's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will blame Obama. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Obama's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"Hey did you see that car wreck the other day?"
"Yeah I did, thanks a lot Obama."
"It wasn't Obama's fault."
"Well, that's Obama's Law."

by I Am Mamba June 3, 2016

Jill's Law

The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.

"dude why is my wifi lagging it worked literally 5 min ago"
"Jill's law man"
"Ah you right"

by NoEnd February 12, 2021

Incest-in-law

To fuck one's brother-in law or sister-in-law.

Ed: "Wait, Jack fucked his wife Jill's sister?"
Eddie: "Yeah he just committed incest-in-law."

by The Elias June 2, 2016

Polybius’s law

“Polybius’s law” states that if a YouTube comment section has at least 5k comments, there will always be an argument.
Because internet.

(Law Created by Polybius_223_YT on the YouYube Comment Section of an Alan Becker video. The "reacting to captions" video. You can go there to find the source in it's purest form. No that is not me by the way, I'm just spreading it.)

"Ah shit! There's another argument.."
"It's Polybius’s law, Of course there'd be an argument"

by Blooperomg September 1, 2021

constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

by darthenstein February 2, 2014

uncle-in-law

1- Aunt's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021